Causing Global Warming

well, sorta. due to booming business in the IT field (more on this later) i’ve been unable to tell you about the wonderful goodness of destroying the world.

for those of you who don’t know this… i live in “spotted al bore’s” (al gore) hometown of Carthage, TN. not that this has much to do with global warming other than the fact that i’m sick and tired of hearing everyone sing his praise. (side note also… just incase you ever happen to read “an inconvient book”… maybe because you want to commit suicide and need a reason to end life… you can see a part of my building in a picture there. kinda neat.)

but, back to albert. so i’m so tired of hearing everyone say “ooooooo al gore lives here. al gore got a nobel prize. al gore was the vice president. al gore invented the internet. al gore. blah. blah. blah”.

look… the only truthful statement in that whole spill was that he was the vice president… while hillary was president. al gore doesn’t live here. he has a little house next to his parents. he didn’t really get the nobel prize.. all of the other losers who helped make global warming “true” did. and if you think al gore invented the internet… well… don’t even let me know that you think that.

 oh yeah. al gore won an oscar. but not really. the others won it for him. but the stream of lies that he and everyone else puts out about global warming absolutely makes me want to explode.

so back to my whole IT thing. i’m really proud to be in my field because i was reading something the other day that said more money was spent on energy for IT equipment (servers, switches, computers and air conditioning) than has ever been spent before. i can’t remember the exact figures but it was like well into $50 billion dollars spent on energy. you know… the energy that comes from COAL.

so i sit here, writing to you from my big energy sucking building… with every light on, my natural gas heat (OH NO!) blasting to about 75… my natural gas logs (OH NO OH NO!) turned up as high as i can get it… my servers running like crazy, my computers running… oh and did i mention my apartment. yeah. the heat is on there, too. but it’s my god given right to burn up as much energy as i please. i pay the bills. i make the money. if i want to run my logs in the middle of summer and turn my AC unit down to 65 to compensate, then i can.

but i can’t stand it when people tell me that i should conserve energy. the only reason i would do that is because i got tired of spending $300/month on utility bills. shoot, my familiy used to spend $10,000/month on electricty at the store they owned. think i care?!

so carbon onsets is back and it’s going to be an awesome ride. my goal is to be mentioned on some nationally known show (radio or tv) either good or bad. i just want everyone to know that there is another side to this thing we call “global warming”.

hopefully that wasn’t too painful to read. maybe i should buy a book on how to write?