welcome friends again to my tale of killing the earth.
you’ll be glad to know that i’ve bought plenty more gas for my SUV, ran natural gas heat, etc. etc. even better… i’ve just built a big honking power-hungry server for my website. mmmmmm… quad-core xeon processor, terrabyte of space, 4gb of ram, 650watt power supply, etc. it’s nice.
anyway… that’s it.
i put evil $3.04/gallon gas in my evil SUV. mwhaha.
on top of that i was sure to run the heat (natural gas of course) in both of my buildings.
let’s see what else did i do… oh… i let my computer run solid (it was drawing electricity the whole time!). then i left some lights on and ummm… the tv stayed on.
so you can see… i’ve done all i can do to make sure that i did my part to kill the environment.
welcome to www.carbononsets.com !
are you tired of hearing all the bull spilling out of people’s mouth about how the earth is going to come to a firey and miserable end due to your SUV, light bulbs or just breathing in general? well, you aren’t alone because i am too.
but nothing makes me more ill than “Carbon Offsets”. what are carbon offsets you might ask? i’ll tell you. it amounts to this: you pay a carbon offset company x-amount of dollars for your carbon footprint (this would be driving your car, breathing, etc.). the money then in turn goes to the companies pocket. oh sure… they take 5% and actually plant a tree or re-invest it in “green companies”. it amazes me because apparently al gore has spent a ton of money on these offsets. that’s great considering the man who shouts the most about being green is a bigger polluter than i ever thought about being.
i’m sure heating and cooling a 20,000sq foot mansion, heating and cooling his home (and possibly parent’s) in my home town (carthage, tn), flying in private jets, etc. etc. is kinda like the pot calling the kettle black.
anyway… this website is so that you can pay me to pollute the earth more. it’s simple. you give me a dollar and i’ll be sure to drive my SUV more, overly heat and cool my drafty building, exhale more, etc. etc.
so… keep up with this site and learn how everything is going.