carbon onsets is commited to helping the people of earth make it warmer. by doing all of the things the global warming activists have deemed bad for our environment.
you see, global warming is about as likely as the sun burning out. we'll never live to see it, nor will our children. or their's or well... let's just say it won't happen because
god himself will come back before then. but as the opposing force to carbon offsets, carbon onsets was formed. the concept is simple:
we offset the offsets. we do this by taking the money you give and running SUVs, fuel in-efficent vehicles, heating drafty buildings, burning incandesant light bulbs, making sure the cows pass
gas, breathing and pretty much everything else that makes life worth living.
the only thing you should stop wasting right now is your time and head over to our buying section so that you can do your part in
helping to offset the offsets.